Three friends married girls from different parts of the world. One married a Greek girl. He told her she was to do the dishes and clean the house. It took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to find a nice clean house with the dishes washed and put away. Another married a Thai girl. He told her what to do - the cleaning, the cooking and the dishes. The first day he couldn't see any results but the following day things were better and by the third day he saw the house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a lovely dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Yorkshire and told her to keep the house clean, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed and to have a hot meal ready when he came home. The first day he couldn't see anything, the second day he couldn't see anything either ….. but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough for him to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some pain when he urinates …
I'm just waiting for the right groom so that I can use this in his wedding speech!
